8 Ways to Get Rich in '06

Sunday January 1 2006

The following are a collection of ideas that could make you rich in ‘06.

  1. Manufacture and distribute counterfeit Bill O’Reilly Factor Gear. – This really isn’t as tricky as you might think. All you need to get started is a good screen print shop to print some cheap (made in China) coffee mugs using a logo from O’Reilly’s website. Then work your way up to doormats and windbreakers which you can pick up for next to nothing at Big Lots.

  2. Download Paris Hilton sex videos from the internet, burn them to DVD, and sell them on eBay. – A lot of people have already made a fortune with this idea, you can too. Be the first to capitalize on the next video that comes out. (hint: an attractive package will help you get more bids)

  3. Retrofit automobiles to burn pulverized AOL CD’s. – With soaring oil prices alternate fuel sources will become a big business in 2006 and those worthless AOL CD’s are plentiful. (The aluminum boxes are recyclable too.)

  4. Sell plans for AOL CD burning engine to Ford, GM and Chrysler. – The big three will be very interested in keeping this technology off the market so they will spare no expense to secure your patents.

  5. Write a fictitious account of your struggle to overcome alcohol and substance abuse, send it to Oprah Winfrey claiming that every word is true. – This is a virtual goldmine but remember to make it extremely graphic and impossible to confirm.

  6. File “In God We Trust” off of coins, and sell them on eBay for 2% Profit. – There is a huge market for this type of thing. This 2% will add up quick! Within a few weeks, you can probably set up an eBay store where you “launder” coin and currency for profit.

  7. Buy “www.clinton-kerry2008.com” and sell it to the highest bidder. – This is always a winning strategy provided you can think of a domain that someone might want someday.

  8. Buy penis enlargement pills at a bulk discount price from the internet, sell them on eBay. – I get hundreds of offers everyday in my email I am surprised no one has thought of this yet!
Copyright © 2006 Quaid Davis. All rights reserved.




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