Is Bush Spying on You Too?

Sunday January 8 2006

Why is the FBI interested in the penis enlargement pump I purchased from Oman? Why is the CIA viewing my personal videos of women having sex with camels? What does the IRS want with nude photos of me that were taken on my vacation by a Cambodian Prostitute? I cannot answer these questions and I should not have to. I thought the Constitution was supposed protect my right to pleasure myself in front of my web cam and even to sell the service to a willing customer if I choose. It is no one’s business if I want to film my self shooting a BB gun into my rectum or mutilating my genitals then offer it for sale anonymously on eBay.

We all have skeletons in our closets and our founding fathers wanted to shield our deviant behaviors from the watchful eyes of our government. In this day and age we must all be concerned when we hear beeping on our phone lines or when we suspect that our home networks have been jacked into by big brother.

I am not one to present problems without having some ideas to solve them. I have recently implemented a phone tap deactivator which I purchased from the Spy Tech Agency. It was relatively inexpensive and it offers me a new sense of security especially during my late night 1-900-HOT-GIRL conversations.

As far as Internet spying goes, this is a lot more difficult but it is possible to set up an anonymous Internet communication system where all of your surfing is directed through someone else’s IP address. This is a really safe way to cruise the net for now but you can be sure that the NSA will find away to thwart this system it is only a matter of time. There is a great free software package called Tor which routes your Internet traffic through what is known a s an onion router which I am using to maintain some Internet anonymity. Now I can cruise for child pornography with out the fear of the FBI knocking down my door.

Cell phones are by far the easiest medium of communication for the government to spy on but there are solutions available for $1000.00 or so that will scramble your cell phone calls. Safe Talks offers a portable scrambling system that will work on many popular cell phone services. It is expensive but worth it if you especially if you are managing in an international white slavery ring and make a lot of Overseas cell phone calls like I do.

I am a very private person and that privacy is important to me. If it is important to you, you should take steps to secure your communications.

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